2010-03-22

Integration serves the nation

A foreigner isn't automatically a foreigner.
I'm quite sure you're asking yourself now: What exactly is that supposed to mean? Can't that fucking weirdo finally talk some sense?
Of course I can understand your reaction; but please let me elaborate a tiny bit:

The Austrian media pinpointed a while ago who has to be seen as an alien and who not. This works as follows:
You're a criminal, ugly, strange, unhealthy, jobless, kinda dumb or anything else the public sees as not quite positive - then you're a foreigner.
You're an artist, an athlete, politician, smart or something alike that brings reputation to Austria - then you're an Austrian.

This whole matter is quite independant from your origin, nationality or things like that. As soon as you're considered to be somehow of use for Austria, you're ONE OF US!
This is why all the crimes in Austria are committed by those evil foreigners. They're only here to murder, steal and rape and riddle me this: Who would ever dare to think there really are people outside of Austria who live a decent life? Do you? You as the serial killer you are?


You see, it's wonderfully easy to become a respected part of Austria. Just win the nobel prize or some crap like that. Shouldn't be too difficult, is it? Chop chop!

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