Did you ever wonder what to keep in mind when visiting Austria? Do you feel the urge to spend some time in a white-bread one-horse town referring to itself by the grand name of 'city' or even 'capital' while consisting of at least thrice as many dung piles as it contains homes? Is your intention to be absolutely safe from all the stress, people and entertainment surrounding you in your home town? Well then, let this be your little behavioral/survival guide.
